MOC Officers
"Meet our Lousy Officers—because only the Crummiest leadership will do for the MOC! They work tirelessly (or at least appear to) to keep our Supreme Pup Tent in terrible shape... which, of course, means it’s running perfectly!"
For a copy of the 2025-26 directory of Supreme Officers contact Supreme HQ at supremehqmoc@lotcs.org. Make sure that you have your 3rd Degree password available.
⚠️ OPSEC Notice: For Operational Security reasons, MOC Officer contact information is not posted online. Please use official channels to reach the appropriate officer.
Tracy Woodman
Seam Squirrel
Ronnie Steele
Blanket Bum
Kenny Lindberg
Hide Gimlet
Marcia Eggers
CCDB
Allison 'Princess'
Helm
Sky Pilot
Brenda Serena
Pill Pusher
Drew James
Shyster
T. Earl Bigham
Inspector
James Reid
Keeper of the
Lousy Records
Todd 'Tiny' Roberts
Chief of Stuff
Ken Thie
Hungry Cootie
Greg Algorri Jr.
Provost Marshal
Eddie 'Kimchi Kat'
Gonzales
Shirt Reader
Denis Querrard
Hospital Commissioner
Russell Pryor
Jimmy Legs
Wayne Woodman
Papa Clown
Allan T. Perkins
VAVS Chair
Alecia Judd
Vampire
Marjorie “Maggy”
Wesley
Great Blue Louse
Eric Bell
Past Seam Squirrel
(Deceased)