MOC Officers

"Meet our Lousy Officers—because only the Crummiest leadership will do for the MOC! They work tirelessly (or at least appear to) to keep our Supreme Pup Tent in terrible shape... which, of course, means it’s running perfectly!"

For a copy of the 2025-26 directory of Supreme Officers contact Supreme HQ at supremehqmoc@lotcs.org.  Make sure that you have your 3rd Degree password available.

⚠️ OPSEC Notice: For Operational Security reasons, MOC Officer contact information is not posted online. Please use official channels to reach the appropriate officer.


Tracy Woodman

Seam Squirrel

Ronnie Steele

Blanket Bum

Kenny Lindberg

Hide Gimlet

Marcia Eggers

CCDB


Allison 'Princess'
Helm

Sky Pilot

Brenda Serena

Pill Pusher

Drew James

Shyster

T. Earl Bigham

Inspector


James Reid

Keeper of the
 Lousy Records

Todd 'Tiny' Roberts

Chief of Stuff

Ken Thie

Hungry Cootie

Greg Algorri Jr.

Provost Marshal

Eddie 'Kimchi Kat'
 Gonzales

Shirt Reader

Denis Querrard

Hospital Commissioner

Russell Pryor

Jimmy Legs

Wayne Woodman

Papa Clown

Allan T. Perkins 

VAVS Chair

Alecia Judd

Vampire


Marjorie “Maggy”
 Wesley

Great Blue Louse

Eric Bell

Past Seam Squirrel
(Deceased)